Åååh ja..so da e difør ja..

Hear hear! Eg ha endele klart å snusa opp låysingen pao nåke eg ha grubla pao ganske so lainge, nemle kefør "adle" andre ser ut te å finna lykken (dvs. fao seg kjærest), meao eg fortsatt e lika singel so dagen e lang. Men takka vera The Times so ha eg no skjønt da. Dai ha nemle våre so elskverdige å sett samen ai lista pao 50 grunna te kefør folk e evigvarande single (25 grunna før kårt kjønn), åg dan listao e følgjande:

WOMEN because you...
1 Have a calendar stuck to your wall with pictures of babies in plant pots
2 Have a "lucky" thong
3 Have more than zero stuffed animals on your bed
4 Still use scrunchies
5 Are described by your friends as "mad!"
6 Are described by your friends as "Samantha"
7 Know all the words to Mariah Carey's Hero
8 Have written poetry in Costa Coffee
9 Use the expression "defo"
10 Have an extremely long nail on one of your little fingers
11 Have ever got corn rows on holiday
12 Get visibly angry if people don't get what you're trying to mime in charades
13 Spell your name with a "y", where there should really be an "i", as in "Clayre"
14 Dot your "i"s with a circle
15 Posed with your cat for your Facebook profile photo
16 Have a five o'clock shadow
17 Have bought yourself a Ginsters All Day Breakfast Roll
18 Write in coloured ink and/or use smiley faces in handwritten letters
19 Think crystals can solve the energy crisis
20 Will not relinquish control
21 Spend all your time with your best friend and her husband
22 Own 27 volumes of Now That's What I Call Music!
23 Have mistakenly given yourself "wedding hair", thanks to overzealous use of curling tongs
24 Have said, "Oh my God, you're a Gemini?"
25 Own a pair of leather trousers. Have a name for it

Heldigvis so passa svært faoe ao dessa punkti pao meg; eg aige ikkje nåki lærbuksa, ha definitivt ikkje nåki ekstra lang negl pao ain ao vetlefingradn mine, ha ikkje nåki "lykke-stringtrusa", åg bli ikkje kalt "gal" ao vennedn mine (i veffal ikkje so eg vait åm). Men; to ao punkti passa perfekt, nemle nr. 14 åg nr.18: Eg ha ain tendens te å laga prikken øve i-adn mine so ain sirkel i stan før berre ain prikk, åg dai gongedn eg skrive håndskrevne brev i dagens data-alder so kan da godt henda eg slainge inn aitt smilefjes elle to (kjemme jo litt an pao kem eg skrive te dao sjølsagt)! Men at nåken sleke smao-ting skulle ligga te grunn før at eg ser ut te å ha ain evigvarande singel-status, ja da hadde eg alder trudd! So no ha eg endele knekt koden, åg kan fao fred i sjeli, alt takka vera The Times! Va jammen godt eg fekk avklart datta jah...